Doug Vannier

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Doug Vannier can be casual as demonstrated in this work of art entitled:
Without a Tie

 
Doug Vannier is Entertainment's favorite Entertaining Entertainer  
With Matinee Idol looks and material that makes the comedy gods laugh milk out their noses he is probably a little above your budget.
       
  Impressivenessology

 

-Producers picked me from 500 tryouts to be the first contestant for the new season of Love Connection

-Producer picked me from countless Himbos to open 3rd season of Blind Date. Then she asked me out. I was featured in several "Best of" episodes

-Producer chose me for National Number One Adam Carolla Radio show picked me out of a huge crowd to be guest DJ for a day. I killed.

-Won best Amateur Stand Up Comedy Store Hollywood.

-Can drive 18 seconds with my eyes closed.

-Have never intentionally killed an endagered species

-7 Concussions so I may ask you to repeat things.  

 

 

         


 

 
                     Adam Carolla                                               Doug Vannier
 
How far can the son of an honest Mailman from Jennings Lodge Oregon get?

About Doug Vannier 
I understand at this point you are probably asking yourself, "Self, how can I be more like Doug Vannier?" Of course you can't, however you can emulate some of his personal history by growing up in technology's forefront, Jennings Lodge Oregon. (center of metropolis pictured) Then you have to take a very impressive mediocre education and continue higher learning at 7 colleges for 21 years finally earning a BS in Business/ Marketing at the University of Phoenix. Damn right I'm a Pheonix, and a Viking, Falcon, Weasel and Swamp Rat. 

Look, my value to you is I can make fun of the suppresive authority in your life taking them down a few notches which empowers you to add to your self confidence in confrontational situations. I expose smart people as dummies.
 
 
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Doug Vannier
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Host/ Creator 347Steps Podcast which is growing faster than Obama's To Do list.